Note: Clocks are currently on back order! There will be a bit of a delay before I ship you your clock!
This base-12 clock is going to be the best thing to happen to your wall since the last great thing that happened to it.
Satisfaction guaranteed… no, really!
- If, in your opinion, the clock isn’t that great just send me an email (firstname.lastname@example.org) or call/text me (1-204-509-3894) and you’ll get your money back with no questions asked. No guilt. No explanation.
- You won’t be expected to send the clock back to me or anything like that. No one is going to go through the work of repackaging a clock and figuring out how to mail a clock to some random guy that they bought a clock off of on the Internet. If that were a requirement, it wouldn’t be much of a satisfaction guarantee. There’s no satisfaction in screwing around with postage. I would be delighted to have one of my beloved clocks back, but that’s optional. Remember, no guilt! Maybe give the clock to a second hand store if you don’t like it. It will puzzle everyone at the second hand shop a bit and that will be good fun for all.
- I only accept payments through PayPal which means that it is easy for you to get your money back by complaining to PayPal if I am a jerk and don’t refund your money. Of course that won’t happen because I’m not a jerk. But if you want you can take a screenshot of this text just in case so that you can show PayPal and be absolutely sure your satisfaction will be guaranteed even if I’m some kind of miserable jerk over here.
- But, I think you are going to find that this clock is just the best thing. You will put it on your wall and experience satisfaction.
Shipping is free:
It makes people SO MAD when they see a product reasonably priced and then the shipping turns out to be practically the same price as the product itself. That’s why $0 shipping is way better.
Taxes are already included in the price too.
Questions? Drop me a line at email@example.com or call/text me at 1-204-509-3894 if you have any questions at all.
Enjoy your peculiar clock!